Hi there, everyone! I’m sure you’re both wondering where Kaz is!
It turns out that, along with being ugly and generally disagreeable, Kaz is quite lazy, and has enlisted me to write up his latest thing this weak week. Being a friendly and helpful sort, I asked for a lucrative long-term contract, but apparently you have to be in a blogospherical writer’s guild or something? I don’t know. Whatever the reason, I’m not being paid, so you’ll just have to deal. On with the show!